Sunday, July 12, 2009

Brock Lesnar: Tainting MMA's legacy?

By: Dan Carey

Tuning into UFC 100 Saturday night, I was not only celebrating the UFC's milestone but mine as well. UFC 100 was to be the 50th UFC pay-per-view I've watched live or shortly after the original air date. Boy has the sport changed since UFC 50 but none more so than it did after UFC 100.

I watched welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre absolutely dominate his opponent Thiago Alves for five rounds then proceed to say that Alves is a great fighter and will learn from this fight. This isn't the first time GSP has been classy and it won't be the last. St-Pierre is the type of person you'd want representing the sport. The same can be held true about the likes of B.J. Penn, Lyoto Machida, and Anderson Silva all of whom hold UFC championships of their own. All great ambassadors for the growing sport. There's someone missing from that list and he's not hard to miss.

After Brock Lesnar’s embarrassing display of sportsmanship after his domination of Frank Mir Saturday night, Brock Lesnar made himself look like the biggest jackass in the history of the sport. Yes, that list does include Tito Ortiz.

Entering the UFC, Brock was already out of favor with the hardcore fans of the UFC. Not because of his attitude or the fact that he was a former pro wrestler but because he was given his spot on top of the UFC.

Much like his counter-part Kimbo Slice, Brock Lesnar entered MMA with little experience. As fighters of the past such as Mark Coleman, Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, and others had to fight their way to the top of the sport while fighting in abysmal crowds for little pay, these two had to pay as many dues as a certain Hilton Hotels heiress.

Brock was signed to a UFC contract and immediately thrust into title contention. His first fight? An embarrassing loss to Frank Mir. A loss this early in another fighters UFC career would send them back to the bottom of the barrel. Not Brock. Brock faced off against Heath Herring in Minneapolis and dominated him for five rounds. Brock was two and one in his MMA career and one and one in the UFC. Brock got a title shot. Keep in mind that Lyoto Machida had to fight six times in the UFC and win them all to receive his title shot.

That’s exactly why the crowd boos Lesnar, he did absolutely nothing in the sport and he gets rewarded. To his defense, it wasn’t Brock’s fault he was signed to a golden contract, Dana White and Zuffa knew Brock was a cash cow and treated him so.

You all know that Lesnar destroyed Couture to win the belt. That was an extreme slap to the face of Couture who busted his butt in the UFC for years while Lesnar was still at the University of Minnesota. Randy had to watch Lesnar take his belt in only his fourth career fight. It was Randy’s 25th career fight.

So Brock gets a chance to defend his title against interim champion Frank Mir at UFC 100. We all know how that turned out. Brock laid on top of him for seven minutes and destroyed Mir’s face with his Cadillac’s he has strapped to his arms.

After the fight, Brock proceeded to make himself look like a complete jackass. First by getting in the every so bloody face of Mir and then proceeding to give the single dumbest post-fight interview in the history of MMA. It’s the type of interview that would make Tito Ortiz say “This guy’s a jerk!”

Why is Brock acting like he’s the single greatest thing in MMA? If anything, he should be the most humble person in the UFC and MMA in general. He didn’t have to fight in front of crowds of two hundred in a hotel’s ballroom. He didn’t have to take on a job while he trained to be a fighter. He just learned those annoying little hammer fists (which looks like he’s dribbling a basketball) and bam; he’s fighting for the title.

Perhaps the mainstream success of MMA is tarnishing the legacy laid down by the greats before Brock Lesnar and Kimbo Slice. If Dana White or another promoter sees a fighter who can make them money, they’re going to sign them regardless of how good they are and promote them ahead of the veterans that were there when MMA was in the “dark ages.”

All in all, this isn’t the same MMA world the hardcore fans grew up loving. It’s all about the money now. Let’s just hope the likes of Dana White know when to stop putting the money before the legends of the sport and hardcore fans that built this sport.

Dan Carey is co-founder of Minnesota Sports Guys blog at http://themnsportsguys.blogspot.com/ and is a sports-humor writer at http://www.bleacherreport.com/

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Don't Pull a McHale, Kahn!

By: Dan Carey

OK, as a big fan of Minnesota sports, I have completely failed to get even a little bit excited for the local NBA squad for the past five years. But as of right now, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon for a while...I hope.

With FOUR first round draft picks in tonight's NBA draft, David Kahn has a great opportunity to set the direction of the franchise for the next ten years. Kahn and the Wolves have picks five, six, 18, and 28. In other terms, Kahn has enough draft picks to be considered a NBA guru or the next Kevin McHale in a three hour span.

So what should Kahn do with the picks? Logic says don't let McHale anywhere near them. Even though he's no longer with the team, just a quick glimpse of McHale while making the selection can contaminate a pick. If he knew what was best for his future, Kahn would have gotten a one mile restraining order on McHale for tonight.

We got the McHale "curse" covered (hopefully) so lets get more into the logistics of the draft. Viewing the roster, the Wolves pretty much need help at every position not named "Power Forward." So in hindsight, we need four true starters with our four first round draft picks. That's not going to happen so Kahn should try and get at least two potential starters with the four picks.

How will Kahn get his two starters? We all know that in the NBA, late first round draft picks usually don't turn into starters right away if at all. So the Wolves don't need 28 and probably won't need 18. So you trade 18 and 28 in a package with the sixth or fifth pick and move up in the draft.

One of the pressing needs for the Wolves is center and there just so happens to be a future stud in UConn's Hasheem Thabeet in the draft. There is no way the Wolves will be able to get him with the fifth or sixth being he's going top three. So, the best chance Kahn has of getting a franchise center will be to package the sixth or fifth with the 18th. So you draft Thabeet with that pick. Boom! You got a center!

Now, you still have either the fifth or sixth pick which should set you up with either Stephen Curry or Ricky Rubio which will cover the point guard position. So within an hour of the draft, you got a major makeover with two of the top five players in the draft both at positions you are pressing for.

Kahn won't be done at that, however. He still has a pick at 28. Kahn should use this pick to draft a player with some promise that could be a starter in two or three years. This player should ideally be a shooting guard.

Yes, I know! That's an absolutely ideal draft and it's not going to work like that. That perfect scenario is just an example of what Khan needs to do tonight. Khan needs to make some moves that will get the public interested in the Wolves once again. Kahn needs to draft at least one player that will start from day one. The Wolves don't need to follow McHale's pattern of drafting projects that won't start for three years if at all.

This is a golden opportunity for Khan to make a splash right off the bat. He doesn't have to get two top five players but he should at least make some moves during the draft to show Wolves fans that he's interested in getting this team to succeed within two seasons.

Now if you do not mind, I'm heading to New York to set up anti-McHale roadblocks.

Dan Carey is co-founder of Minnesota Sports Guys blog at http://themnsportsguys.blogspot.com/ and is a sports-humor writer at http://www.bleacherreport.com/

Monday, June 22, 2009

Random Sports Tidbits

By: Dan Carey

  • Twins assign pitcher Luis Ayala for assignment and give his roster spot to reliever Bobby Keppel.
  • ProFootballTalk.com reports that Brett Favre has already signed a contract to play with the Vikings. Favre's agent Bus Cook says there is no contract but did throw in a "yet" at the end of the sentence.
  • PFT.com broke the rumor a source reported the Vikings green-lit production on #4 jerseys with Favre's name on the back. That or John David Booty is our starter next season.
  • In the world of MMA, Dana White is reportingly trying to sign UFC veteran and former light-heavyweight champion Vitor Belfort to fight middleweight champion Anderson Silva for the title.
  • Lucas Glover won the 109th U.S. Open after a rally by veteran star Phil Mickelson came up short. It was Glover's second PGA Tour win and first U.S. Open.
  • Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer advance to the next round at Wimbledon; James Blake (17) defeated.
  • Donte Stallworth received a sentence of 30 days in jail, plus 1,000 hours of community service, 2 years of house arrest, and 8 years probation after killing a man while driving drunk.
  • Justin Morneau missed his first game of the year yesterday due to basic soreness.
  • Cardinals' Manager Tony La Russa win his 2,500 career game as a manager.
  • Reports say that the Minnesota Wild are taking a long look at University of Minnesota Center Jordan Schroeder who is a Prior Lake native. The Wild have the 12th pick in the 2009 NHL Entry Draft, right around where Schroeder is projected to be selected.
  • Schroeder has stated that he will return for his sophomore year at the U of M.
  • Cardinal's first baseman Albert Pujols passed Phillie's Chase Utley as the leading All-Star vote getter in the National League.
  • Donald Fehr has stepped down as head of the MLB Players Association after more than 20 years. Michael Weiner will be his replacement pending confirmation.
  • Daisuke (Dice-K) Matsuzaka was placed on the DL for the second time this season due to a shoulder strain.
  • I have named Nick Punto as the worst Twins' player that continues to get a starting job. Punto was not present for the award ceremony

Dan Carey is co-founder of Minnesota Sports Guys blog and a sports-humor writer at www.BleacherReport.com. He can be contacted at: yamaharider1228@aol.com

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Enough Already

For years I have endured listening to Twins fans complain that we don't have enough power in our lineup and that we need to find some immediately. Sure I agreed with this to an extent, but had become accustomed to the Twins brand of ball and had accepted that the current regime would only go so far to sign free agents and would not part with young pitching.

So now that our lineup finally has hitters with some pop in their bats (five hitters in double digits for homers) and the potential to have upwards of five with 20+ home runs this season, I have been hearing people complain that the only way we score runs is via the long ball and that we need to get back to the way things used to be.

Really?

First of all we are still doing things the way we once did. Did you see our suicide squeeze on Friday night? I'm pretty sure that's "our way." We are still taking advantage of a run here and a run there. We're still moving players up any chance we get. We are still a National League style team. The only difference is now we can actually put the ball out of the park from time to time.

Now I don't want to do a blanket statement of Minnesota sports fans, but this is a perfect example of their tendencies. The grass is always greener.

All I have to say is enjoy the ride and if you want something to complain about, complain about our atrocious bullpen.

Holy crap are they bad.

(Photo courtesy of keithallisonphoto.com)

If you would like to contact Matthew Whipps, writer for Baseball Daily Digest and creator of The Diamond Cutter, you can reach him via email at whipps15@gmail.com.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Breaking News: So long, Kevin McHale!

By: Dan Carey

It has been reported that Timberwolves Head Coach Kevin McHale will not be returning to coach the 2009-2010 Timberwolves. It is unclear if McHale will remain with the team in any form but if he does, it may be a very small role.

After being labeled as one of the worst General Managers in all of sports, Timberwolves fans will be very happy to see that McHale will not have any major say with the franchise. Over the years, McHale has had some of the single worst drafting skills seen this side of Matt Millien. Well, when we had draft picks beings Mr. McHale got caught making an illegal deal with Joe Smith costing the team five consecutive first round draft picks.

Anyways, I'm sure no one around Minnesota will miss McHale's acute general managing and coaching skills.

Dan Carey is co-founder of Minnesota Sports Guys blog and a sports-humor writer at www.BleacherReport.com. He can be contacted at: yamaharider1228@aol.com

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Post Game Report: Pirates 2, Twins 8

Mauer Perfect in Perkins Return

In what was originally supposed to be Glen Perkins' triumphant return to the Twins rotation tonight ended up being yet another dazzling game at the plate from Twins catcher Joe Mauer.

Mauer was a big part to the Twins' success as he had a 4-for-4 night with a double, RBI and two runs scored. Mauer, who hit in the two-hole tonight, raised his average on the year to .429.

Perkins on the other hand had a very nice return going six innings and giving up two earned runs on seven hits while striking out four. While it wasn't smooth sailing all night, Perkins was able to pitch himself out of trouble all evening giving the Twins offense an opportunity to take the lead.

While it was good to see Perkins pitch six innings, it did worry me how many jams he had to work his way out of. If this had been a good offensive team he was facing, I'm afraid of what the outcome of this game would have been.

Next Game:
  • The Twins host game two of the series tomorrow night at 7:10 PM (Dollar Dog Night!) and trot out Francisco Liriano (2-7) to take on Ian Snell (1-7) in a battle to see who can avoid loss number 8 on the season.
If you would like to contact Matthew Whipps, writer for Baseball Daily Digest and creator of The Diamond Cutter, you can reach him via email at whipps15@gmail.com.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Series Preview: Pirates @ Twins

-[UPCOMING SERIES]-
PITTSBURGH PIRATES (30-33) vs. MINNESOTA TWINS (32-33)
Three Game Series June 16-18
TV: FSN HD | Radio: TRN 1500
Last Series: Twins won 2 of 3 from the Cubs
Key Stat: Twins are 124-90 all-time in Interleague play. Only the Yankees have more wins (125).

Game 1
Paul Maholm (4-2, 3.61) vs. Glen Perkins (1-3, 5.36)
June 16 @ 7:10 PM CT

Game 2
Ian Snell (1-7, 5.25) vs. Francisco Liriano (2-7, 5.99)
June 17 @ 7:10 PM CT

Game 3
Zach Duke (7-4, 3.10) vs. Nick Blackburn (5-2, 3.31)
June 18 @ 12:10 PM CT